I wrote you a poem:

but you never read it.

lolsofunny:

my dad just walked into my room and asked to borrow a blunt pencil and i was like ‘why’ and he was all ‘can you just please look for one’ so he just stood there while i spent 5 minutes looking for a blunt pencil for him and then i finally found one and gave it to him and he looked at me all meaningfully and said ‘oh don’t worry there’s no point’ and left the pencil on my desk 

(Source: monica-geller, via consulting-timelady)

Something I Truly Miss

Making forts out of all the sheets that cover the whole room and you had to use like all the chairs to keep it up and a broom or two and the blankets with all the colors and having passwords to get in and watching a movie in the sheet fort and then someone accidentally bumping into something and the whole thing falls down but its not a problem because everyone screams and laughs and you all fix it together. 

What happened to the simplicity of life? Maybe we left it in the forts.